TOP 10

Ways to tell the Blackjack Tables are Tough!

• 10. You notice the chips have been glued to the chip tray.
•  9. Players stop playing to actually watch the circus acts overhead.
•  8. Players receiving a 9-2 shriek "Yo 'leven!"
•  7. When the dealer announces "Insurance?" players toss chips
        to the stickman on the nearby Craps table to bet the C+E.
•  6. You see players heading for the 4-Reel Slot Machines.
•  5. You see off-shift dealers playing the 4-Reel Slot Machines.
•  4. Players quit to go see Charo in the showroom.
•  3. You lose money just from WATCHing the game.
•  2. Players quit to go watch Sigfried and Roy on the Spice
        Channel in their Hotel Room.
•  1. You overhear a player order a double-scotch... with a Cyanide twist.