TOP 10

Ways to tell the cards probably ARE Random

• 10. To save time, the dealer hands out stacks of cards for each player to shuffle.
•  9. Instead of using ShuffleMaster, the dealer puts the cards in the casino's money-whirl booth.
•  8. To shuffle, the dealer throws the cards into the air, inviting the drunks at the table to play 312-card pick-up.
•  7. The dealer takes 20 minutes to shuffle the cards.
•  6. The dealer "forgets" to shuffle the cards.
•  5. The cards are blown onto the table from another pit.
•  4. The dealer dumps the cards in a Cuisinart blender.
•  3. The dealer uses a pair of Ginsu knives to shuffle the cards.
•  2. The dealer switches cards with the Mini-BAC table across the pit.
•  1. Card-counters at the table are ACTUALLY Winning.