TOP 10

Ways to tell the dealer may be getting ready to cheat

• 10. She puts on rubber surgeon gloves.
•  9. She attempts to distract you by saying "Hey look at the Mirage Volcano going off out side the window".
•  8. He cops a Black Chip, stashing it in his mouth when no one is looking.
•  7. She looks up at the surveilance camera and then double points to your hand.
•  6. When you request a hit, the dealer asks, "One lump or two?".
•  5. The dealer asks "Insurance?" before any cards are dealt.
•  4. He looks up at the cameras and then whispers something into his Dick Tracy wrist-Radio.
•  3. He grabs his crotch, hoping that you will close your eyes in embarassment, so he can peek at the next card.
•  2. He puts the deck behind his back, announcing: "PRESTO CHANGEO!".
•  1. She insures your $1,000 bet with $500 from her purse, to collect the 2-to-1 payoff.