Ways to tell
the dealer may be getting ready to cheat
- 10. She puts on rubber surgeon gloves.
- 9. She attempts to distract you by saying "Hey look at the Mirage Volcano going off out side the window".
- 8. He cops a Black Chip, stashing it in his mouth when no one is looking.
- 7. She looks up at the surveilance camera and then double points to your hand.
- 6. When you request a hit, the dealer asks, "One lump or two?".
- 5. The dealer asks "Insurance?" before any cards are dealt.
- 4. He looks up at the cameras and then whispers something into his Dick Tracy wrist-Radio.
- 3. He grabs his crotch, hoping that you will close your eyes in embarassment, so he can peek at the next card.
- 2. He puts the deck behind his back, announcing: "PRESTO CHANGEO!".
- 1. She insures your $1,000 bet with $500 from her purse, to collect the 2-to-1 payoff.