TOP 10
Ways to tell
You're about to be BARRED!
- 10. You see a Samurai approaching the table, sword drawn, followed by the "Suits".
- 9. You see the dealer reach for the Seat-ejector Button.
- 8. Your name is Stanford Wong or Arnold Snyder.
- 7. With no cards on the table, the dealer asks - "Insurance"? (Whatever THAT Means...).
- 6. You see a hooded-Executioneer looming in the PIT.
- 5. You notice a Pit-boss erecting a gallows atop the table next to you.
- 4. You see a shrunken head hanging from the PIT desk, with YOUR name on it.
- 3. The Dealer's name is "Vlad" (as in Vlad, the impailer)...
- 2. You see one of the camera balls open up to reveal a SCUD-Missle pointed in your direction.
- 1. Dark clouds suddenly appear over your table, followed by a DEEP Rumbling-sound.