TOP 10

Ways to know that your Dealer is a Graduate of
Dealing Dan's Dandy Dealing Academy

• 10. After announcing "Roll'em" and receiving an OK from the Floorperson,
        he picks the 3rd-base player's pocket.
•  9. At shuffle time, she throws the cards in the air announcing
        "Anyone for 52-Pickup?"
•  8. After announcing "Shuffle", he "moonwalks" through the Blackjack pit.
•  7. Coming into the game, he picks up the deck and asks
        "What cards do you want to be wild in this game?".
•  6. When you scratch for a hit, she says "GO Fish!".
•  5. The dealer turns up a Blackjack and announces "Gin!".
•  4. On your 5-card hand, he confers with the Floorperson
        on the correct payoff for a Full House.
•  3. She drops Purple chips down the drop slot
        so the casino will think the table is winning
•  2. When his upcard is an Ace, asks the players,
        "Allright, who wants to bet the C&E?"
•  1. The dealer, also being Blonde, stands up from her dealing stool
        everytime she Draws to 17.