TOP 10

Ways to tell your
Favorite Online Casino may
be Experiencing Financial Trouble

• 10. Instead of Paying you in cash, they offer you the opportunity
        to play strip-Blackjack in Wild Wanda's Online Casino
        against Juicy Lucy, and her trained guila monster.
•  9. The Online Casino Software eats all your cookie files.
        (What DOES that mean?)
•  8. The Online Casino Software offers you Double-or-Nothing,
        disrupting your ISP connection if it loses.
•  7. Your payout is transfered to Johnnie-John's Baha-Panamanian
        Online Casino with the promise you can draw markers against it.
•  6. You are offered a shipment of Reeses Pieces in lieu of payout.
•  5. They pay you with Stock Options in their Online Casino.
•  4. To cash out you have to physically appear at the cashier's cage,
        on St Kitts Island in the Caribbean.
•  3. They will only pay you in Quintillas; whatever the Hell THAT Is.
•  2. The URL to their Website Payout Page changes every 15 minutes.
•  1. You receive a Voucher for 50 Free hours on AOL in lieu of payment.