TOP 10

Ways to tell someone is a Graduate
of the "Win In a Minute" School of Gambling

• 10. When the dealer ask for insurance, she opens her purse and whips out
        her life insurance policy; the one with the pictures of Ed McMahon
        and Alex Trabek on it.
•  9. She bets $69 on the Big 6/8 at the Craps table , thinking she now
        has a 1% Edge over the house.
•  8. Because Insurance pays 2-to-1 he insures his hand twice.
        (After all, 2:1 X 2:1 = 4:1, Right?)
•  7. She never sits down at the Blackjack tables, allowing her
        to stand on any hand she chooses to.
•  6. He brings a deck of cards to the table to play Solitaire
        while the dealer shuffles, so he can stay in practice.
•  5. At the Craps table he switches in dice from his Monopoly board
        at home, because "the rounded corners make them roll easier".
•  4. She sits at the seat CLOSEST to the Roulete Wheel, chanting
        "Go Baby GO!" immediately after the dealer releases the ball.
•  3. He mumbles "Go Fish!" at the Caribbean Stud table when tossing in
         a dead hand so, the dealers and FloorPeople won't think
        he is an amateur; or worse, an idiot.
•  2. He assigns 10's and Aces a count-value of 3.1415926 when
        counting cards at the Pai Gow poker table.
•  1. She surrenders every hand at the Blackjack table so she can play twice as long.