TOP 10

Ways to tell someone is a Graduate of
one of Jerry Patterson's Blackjack Clinics

• 10. He walks on 18-inch stilts so he can scout tables like Jerry.
  
•  9. She glues her Players Club card to the back of her COMP Card
        for good luck.
•  8. He uses stacks of dominoes to track the shuffles,
        so he won't look like other shuffle trackers at the table.
•  7. She encourages players at the table to chant "we are all winners"
        while the dealer shuffles the shoe, so they will REALLY believe it.
•  6. She dutifully records every hand at the table in her "Daily Success Diary".
•  5. He wears a barometer around his neck, shaped like a Jockey Club medallion.
•  4. He puts his ear to his Dick Tracy wrist radio, receiving card-count corrections.
  
•  3. She practices Tai Chi before walking up to the Craps table to control dice throws.
  
•  2. He wears a phoney convention badge with the name "Kelly Criterion" on it.
•  1. She asks the Cocktail Lounge band to play mombo music so she can
        groove into the right dice-rolling rhythm at the Craps table.